Michigan Wet Mitten
When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"
"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
wet mitten
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.