Wet Money
An object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities
Dusty: Hey man! Look at these new shoes.
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!
wet money
Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.
That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!
wet money
The act of urinating on a dollar bill or other note, and slapping someone with it.
"Yea, I hated Darrel so much for what he did, i give him some wet money!"
Wet Money
Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.
sweaty from the last person’s hand.
That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.