Wet Pork
After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.
guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?
guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.
guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.