Wet slide
a wet slide is when you go from the clit to the intestines with one swift stroke.
Last night was crazy she had a real wet slide.
Wet slide, chronic excuse
A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.
Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."