wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.

Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!

wet dream tomato

A. New York

B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”.

New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

俚语	wet tomato
释义	wet tomato When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin. Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though! Friend: bummer man! wet dream tomato A. New York B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”. New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato. Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert? Wet Cleveland Tomato When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant. Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed. Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of" NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato
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