Wet Towel
Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Wet Towel
a person who is boring or useless
Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
Wet Towel
When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
wet towel
A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!
wet towel
When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
wet towels
A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
wet towels
A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)