Wet wank
A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
West Yorkshire wet wank n wax
The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her
The mrs cunt afford a wax so I helped er art wi a West Yorkshire wet wank n wax