whac
Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue
I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "
Whac-A-Turd
A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.
Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!
Whac-A-Pole
Another term used to describe the act of spanking one's monkey. Can be used in place of masturbating, jacking off, beating the meat, slapping the salami, choking the chicken, so on and so forth.
Friend #1: "Man, I haven't seen Steve in a long time."
Friend #2: "Neither have I..."
Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"
Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."
Friend #2: "Neither have I..."
Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"
Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."
Whac-A-Trump
A new spin-off arcade game, a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein enthusiastic American citizens use a mallet to whack small pop-up plastic replicas of Trump family members.
As it is with Whac-A-Mole, one’s sense of the whole Whac-A-Trump endeavor is one of victorious momentary intense elation at a successfully delivered hit which is immediately followed by an awareness of utter futility as the others tirelessly pop up, mirroring what is possibly an awareness that even if the Trumpster does get impeached, the innumerable progeny will continue to roam the planet, popping up from their hidden multi-million dollar, gated hovels to profit from everything that might ever bear their name, including this game.
Inverse Whac-A-Mole
Thrusting one’s penis into the asshole, then immediately pulling it out and inserting into the vagina, repeating steps one and two until completion.
“I Inverse Whac-A-Moled the literal shit out of that asshole and put it in her vagina.”