Whac-A-Pole
Another term used to describe the act of spanking one's monkey. Can be used in place of masturbating, jacking off, beating the meat, slapping the salami, choking the chicken, so on and so forth.
Friend #1: "Man, I haven't seen Steve in a long time."
Friend #2: "Neither have I..."
Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"
Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."
Friend #2: "Neither have I..."
Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"
Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."