whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

whack-a-mole

While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.

I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.

whack-a-mole

to ejaculate, jack off

I was playing whack-a-mole last night to that Ciara video

whack-a-mole

While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!"

Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby!

Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole!

Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs>

Girl: I love you.

俚语	whack-a-moling
释义	whack-a-moling When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole." "Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!" "Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse." whack-a-mole While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole". I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style. whacking the mole Masturbatory term. See also: stroking the sausage slapping the meat petting the weasel spanking the monkey flogging the dolphin tickling the pickle shizzling the nizzle playing the skin flute cream-filling the donut "Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!" whack a mole to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself. yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave. Whack-a-mole A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated. I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole. whack-a-mole to ejaculate, jack off I was playing whack-a-mole last night to that Ciara video whack-a-mole While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!" Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby! Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole! Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs> Girl: I love you.
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