Whack it Off
Similar to "Walk it off."
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
whack one off
Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...
Whack on, Whack off
The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi
Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
whack me off, buddy
whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.
Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!
whack off
to mastrubate, jack off
Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner
whacked off
A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."
Oh man, we were whacked off last night!
whack off
The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.