Whalebush
1. A person (usually woman) that has an astounding lack of knowledge relating to whales, and hair, uncannily, resembling a bush.
The honors biology student, with lack of whale knowledge and curly hair, is a whalebush
Your acting like a whalebush right now
No, whales are not fish, you whalebush
Your acting like a whalebush right now
No, whales are not fish, you whalebush