Whalerus
A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.
Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!
Whalerus
A female so fat, she's could be the result of a whale mating with a walrus.
"Cindy is huge!" "Yeah dude, she's whalerus sized all right!"