whale skin
A shirt a fat person wears in a pool.
"Yo, look at that fat chick wearing the whale skin that's going down the slide."
"Thank god for that or my eyes would of exploded."
"Thank god for that or my eyes would of exploded."
Whale skin watch
Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.