whalism
Eating enough food to become the size of a whale.
Your nachos grande will assist in your whalism.
Space Whalism
The belief in a giant space whale sneezing billions of years ago and creating the universe.
Space whalism is the one true religion.
Whalism
An ideology coined by a Google+ user under the pseudonym "Kugel". The belief that, due to their remarkable intelligence and capacity for language, culture, and complex empathy, whales and dolphins should be considered equals to humans as species. A whalist believes it is completely degenerate and immoral to kidnap, traffic, torture or kill a whale, unless your people absolutely depend on whale meet for survival. One who converts to whalism has been "whalepilled".
I recently converted to whalism because I'm sick of whales, whose sentience and intelligence rivals that of humans, being slaughtered and imprisoned for food and entertainment.
Space Whalism
The religion about a space whales and other holy animals and the belief that their return can beamed the power of the chosen ones. (its a joke religion)
Person 1: "Space whalism is a stupid religion
person 2: whoosh...
person 2: whoosh...