whamburger
the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.
So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??
Whamburger
when one craps between two pieces of bread and gives it to some whinny d bag
"Shut up and eat a whamburger"