whammered

A combination of wasted and hammered

A heterosexual individual who appears homosexual or camp, however is in denial .

Whammers are only official after the discovery of a wham cd in there collection.

A massive pair of breasts.

whammer

A wad of chewing tobacco placed in the lower lip and, therefore, making the chin
into a cashregister-like shape.

Aka: Whamchop, Packing a Lip, Whamburger, Whamdoddy, Whamasaurasrex, Fat Lip, Whamathorn Rodney, Throwin
a whammer, Darryll Strawberry, Darryl, Dipping, or "doing chew"

What some people call Dominic’s penis when it is erect

Large breasts that have the propensity to wham together during physical exertion.

Whammer is a term that refers to rejects, particularly of the goth or punk variety, as well as emo-kids. It is an appropriately derogatory term for geeks that adopt any of these social stereotypes in an attempt to fit in to a group. A common behavior of their kind is to scare people out of picking on them by acting like they might shoot up a school or shopping mall.
It is interesting to note that though whammers consider themselves the opposite of mainstream people, their groups are actually more cliquish than many other groups. Further one of the defining features is trying to look as much like each other as possible while claiming to be unique or individual.
This is exhibited, most visibly in their hairstyles, almost always dyed black or red. Also in their mode of dress which is usually thrift store or hot topic shirts that are way too tight, studded belts, and extremely tight jeans.
Also of note is that sexuality is very hard to determine, as the males and females of the group appear nearly identical, and even the non-homosexuals exhibit many homosexual traits.
The normal habitats for whammers include the mall: around hot topic or the food court. Also gas station and strip mall parking lots, and wherever the "scene" (bad local punk rock concerts) is.
These people are generally just failures at life and should be regarded as such.