Blazzed
Consuming enough alcohol where you vommet on your wife
My freind was blazzed on the night of his wedding.
blazz
1. Similar to zing! but more harsh.
2. The sound of salmonella hitting someone in the face.
2. The sound of salmonella hitting someone in the face.
1. Person A - My professor gave us an "optional" reading assignment last night, and it turned out to be 600 pages.
Person B - BLAZZ!
2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!
Person B - BLAZZ!
2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!
blazz
A general interjection used when a particular event is so shocking, gross, or unexpected, one forgets more typical exclamations. Often used as a substitute for "zing!"
1: Yeah, I was out partying until like, 6 AM in the morning.
2: As opposed to...some other 6 AM?
3: BLAZZ!
2: As opposed to...some other 6 AM?
3: BLAZZ!
Blazz
To ejaculate upon or into
Its every teenagers dream to blazz their favorite celebrity
Dude we blazzed their team so hard, they wont be able to walk again!
Dude we blazzed their team so hard, they wont be able to walk again!
Blazz
An amalgamation of the words "Blues" and "Jazz."
The fusion of the Jazz and Blues music genres.
The fusion of the Jazz and Blues music genres.
Brian's music is hard to define. One minute it sounds like Jazz. The next minute, it has a strong Blues flavor. I'll just call it Blazz.
BLAZZ
Smoking weed while listening to Jazz.
Let's go blazz in the car.
Blazze
A complete moron who needs a power trip to enjoy life.
Thinks he is hot shit, till someone comes along and breaks his knee caps with a metal pole
Thinks he is hot shit, till someone comes along and breaks his knee caps with a metal pole
Blazze is a prick and should be shot