Wharton School of Business

1. The product of many multinational banks and investment houses pooling their resources to create a single, monstrously-evil human resources department.

Typical characteristics of a Wharton student include:
Lack of simple human decency.
Instant rage when one mistakes University of Pennsylvania for Penn State.
Owning a usurious amount of designer suits.
General disdain for A minuses
Considering a hundred dollar bill too small for practical purposes.
Possessing a version of their resume customized to every Fortune 500 company.
Laughing maniacally when Cornell's School of Hotel Administration is mentioned.
And just being all around evil.