what are you smokin?
a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person
when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?
Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!
Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!
What have you been smokin'
Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.
Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.
Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?
Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?