What's the story
Irish slang for "Hello"
What's the story, Rory?
What a story
An inappropriately enthusiastic response used to belittle an incredibly banal or boring statement. Copied from a line of dialogue in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Ceri: Organic revision is hell. I have no idea what I'm looking at!
Tom: Ha ha ha. What a story.
Tom: Ha ha ha. What a story.
what's the story morning glory?
a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over
hey, what's the story morning glory?