what the duece
An exlaimation of astonished confusion. Similar to the phrase "What the Hell" or "Holy Shit".
Little Billie: "Mom the dog got stuck in the garden hose again!"
Mom: "What the duece!"
Mom: "What the duece!"
WHAT THA DUECE!
When an event, act, or opinion doesn't make any sense, is stupid or just plain fucked up; To be appalled by the actions or comments of someone else.
KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?... I'm having laser hair removal!
RED: WHAT THA DUECE!
RED: WHAT THA DUECE!