What the hellhounds!?
when a need for the phrase "what the hell!?" occurs, but you are located in a place, where it would be inappropriate to say so.
douche "pushes your stuff off your desk in class
intelligent person "WHAT THE HELLHOUNDS!?"
teacher "Looks at you, then looks away smiling"
intelligent person "WHAT THE HELLHOUNDS!?"
teacher "Looks at you, then looks away smiling"