what the tits

What the fuck/hell/shit

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

A phrase to refer to a girl when you can't remember her name, similar to what's-her-name. Also the feminine version of what's-his-nuts.

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.