What time is it, Taylor Swift?

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
Time to get a watch.

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
Time to check your phone.

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
Time to ask somebody.

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
Time to learn how to tell time.

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
I'ma let you finish, but...

What time is it, Taylor Swift?
Be quiet, Tiffany! STOP IT. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF - BECAUSE NOBODY'S GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU'RE ROLLING YOUR EYES AND YOU ACT LIKE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE - YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE - YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM; I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!

Ibid Taylor Swift.
Ibid Humans.
Ibid Internet.
Ibid Websites.
Ibid Hypertext Transfer Protocols.
Ibid DNS.
Ibid DDOS.
Ibid Server-Side Processing.
Ibid Client-Side Processing.
Ibid Hackers.
Ibid LOLz.
Ibid Trolls.
Ibid Trollz.
Ibid Not My Problem.
Ibid It's Just Not My Problem Today.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

One-and-two-and-three-and-four-and...

Ibid.
Ibid.
Ibid.
Ibid.

No matter what. No matter what. No matter what. No matter what.

Bye, Fuckers.