What would Jesus do?
A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.
Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!
Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...
Guy: Awww shit...
Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...
Guy: Awww shit...