Wheatley
(Spoiler warning)
A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.
He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.
He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?
Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
Wheatley
Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.
Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.
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NOT a bad school..but simply a country club. where kids get away with everything and do what they want, when they want. no one wears the same outfit EVER. almost everyone's car is a bmw/lexus/mercedes/audi. everyone is a JAP
cutting a class when you had a quiz.. the teacher finds you later on that day, you don't get in trouble and you can make up the quiz.
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when the person your talking to is extremely moronic
Person 1: Hey isnt 1+1 = 11?
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2
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A horrible school with suburban pressures.
Wheatley is a bad school.
Wheatley
(adverb) - an extremely frail or weak person who possess no courage, often so shockingly pathetic in their feeble and sickly characteristics, that they illicit no sympathy from onlookers.
1. "That man is so Wheatley he can't even use public toilets."
2. "He is too Wheatley to fight his own battles."
2. "He is too Wheatley to fight his own battles."
Wheatley Effect
The Wheatley Effect is a behaviour in which a person takes over a successful brand/ company/ rights of media, and ruin it with almost every change they do by choosing stupid decisions
Person 1: "Elon Musk changed that Twitter accounts that don't pay for a monthly subscription will temporarily be restricted to reading 600 posts per day"
Person 2: "that's some kind of Wheatley Effect bullshit"
Person 1: "Elon Musk chose to rebrand Twitter.com into X.com"
Person 2: "wow, the Wheatley Effect must really take place here"
David Zaslav, new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery following the merger, cancelling Batgirl, a nearly completed feature film, for tax reasons; and continuing to release 2023's The Flash, only for it to disastrously bomb at the box office is an example of the Whealtey Effect
Person 2: "that's some kind of Wheatley Effect bullshit"
Person 1: "Elon Musk chose to rebrand Twitter.com into X.com"
Person 2: "wow, the Wheatley Effect must really take place here"
David Zaslav, new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery following the merger, cancelling Batgirl, a nearly completed feature film, for tax reasons; and continuing to release 2023's The Flash, only for it to disastrously bomb at the box office is an example of the Whealtey Effect