Bleed from the eyes
Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.
The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.
bleeding eye
Become red Sans
Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!