Wheeland
The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.
"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"