Wheel Barrow Wasted
When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.
Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"
Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"
Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"