wheelchair drunk
A state in which a person is so intoxicated they need to be removed from the premises via a wheelchair—usually by property owners looking to avoid further liability or damages.
The casino decided Mark was wheelchair drunk after he rocket booted all over the slot machine. They rolled him to the curb and dropped him off.
Wheelchair Drunk
Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.
Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.