Wheezard

A mythical creature with the holy body of a beaver, brought to life by your lords and saviors, Peace Beaver and Bartje Beaver. His pronunciation of words in french brings every boy and girl to orgasm. Even though the wheezard looks innocent I can assure you that one day, he and his mighty followers will take over the entire universe.

Only converting yourself to the beaverianism might make the wheezard consider letting you live.