Whef

The name of an imaginary bar or club. It's used primarily as an alibi when someone you don't want to hang out with asks where you are. Either they will believe it's an actual location and do their best to find it (which of course they won't), or just come to the realization you are drunk and stop texting/calling you.

When you whack some shit in to something with mega force

The squishy sound made by a woman's vagina when she is noticeably wet. Usually made when she opens or closes her legs. sometimes made when she is dry-humping.