Whensley
Whensley is the third in command of the crew. Whensley may be third in command but she is very important to the crew. Whensley is the only one able to contact our other two gods. Whensley is a cyborg who takes a mostly human form other than her cyan/blueish skin and deep red/purple hair. Whensley is our queen and she is very epic poggers. Any hate against her will be punishable by being spanked by Spog's alter ego, Big Juicy (not enjoyable).
person 1: I don't really like Whensley, she's a little sus ngl
person 2: T H E N Y O U S H A L L D I E
person 1: WHAT
person 2: jk jk lmao
person 2: T H E N Y O U S H A L L D I E
person 1: WHAT
person 2: jk jk lmao