Where's me
What someone says when they are extremely disorientated or in extreme panic.
Person 1: I had a bad nightmare last night.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.
oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
Blow me where the pampers is
Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
where ya need me.
An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.
Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?
Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?
Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.
Lick me where I shit
Another way of telling someone they can f-off
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.
show me where the axe hit
The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.
suck me where i pee
to suck a penis; give head; suck dick
Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.