Where's Osama
a game the Bush administration pretended to play for maybe 3 seconds after the 9/11 attacks
Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".