Where's the bathroom?
A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.
A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}