Bleepatarian
A bleepatarian is someone who says they're vegan when they're really a carnist.
I kicked my cat
you are a bleepatarian!
I DID NOT KICK MY CAT, I DID NOT STEP ON MY CAT, I DIDNT PUT MY FOOT aNYWHERE NEAR MY CAT. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD WITH MY CAT
you are a bleepatarian!
I DID NOT KICK MY CAT, I DID NOT STEP ON MY CAT, I DIDNT PUT MY FOOT aNYWHERE NEAR MY CAT. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD WITH MY CAT