Whift
The improper way to say the word "Whiff". Used by a beautiful girl named Jackie often and is intent that she is correct. Although she knows deep down she is wrong. "She likes how it sounds."
"I took a whift of that shit."
shit whift
The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.
After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.