Whinemail
When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.
Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.