Whinerade
Any drink, usually tequila-based, that helps compulsive whiners stop complaining and just have a good time. Effects of whinerade include: excessive flirtation while being drank, depletion of reasons to complain, and causing the whiner to become a fun individual. Warning: whinerism will be amplified threefold when withdrawing from the effects of Whinerade - not to be confused with a hangover - due to the whiner's system catching up for lost whining.
Here, drink this Whinerade, it'll help you have a good time.