Whispering Egg
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.