Blekufashehdoritiminoculus
Blekufashehdoritiminoculus is a mental disorder that makes you unable to speak straight facts, as an entire half of your brain is turned off for the rest of your life, you become progressively dumber. There's no cure for this disease yet.
He doesn't understand! Remember, he was diagnosed with Blekufashehdoritiminoculus 10 years ago!