White Castle Knight
The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.
"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."