white lettuce
Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump
Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind
white boy lettuce
White Boy Lettuce-
Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.
Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!
Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.
Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!
“She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”