whiteneck
Men who enjoy they necks being cummed on by men.
"I need to take a spongebath after Jimmy whitenecked me earlier"
Whiteneck
An urban dweller who is dismissive of rural living but emulates living a rural life. Example they buy their "healthy food" in pre-packaged boxes which are shipped to them. They own a pickup but only haul furniture home from Ikea.
You might be a Whiteneck if ... You own a pickup but you've only ever hauled furniture from Ikea.
Whiteneck
One who perceives the world through a opaque lens of traditional white hegemony; but using a typically unrealistic liberal mindset,
Variations:
Emo white neck: Heard to say, "Conformists suck", but then they all dress the same way
Democrat white neck: believes in abortion, especially when subsidizing them for "those" people
Vege-white neck: So spoiled that they can (unlike 98% of the world) actually choose to ignore entire levels of the food pyramid and still have enough to eat
Guilty White neck: self-loathing version of whitenecks who actually believe when liberals say that America has done more harm than good.
Corporate white neck: Makes tons of money and votes democrat hoping that politicians will take more money from them so they feel better about helping others
Variations:
Emo white neck: Heard to say, "Conformists suck", but then they all dress the same way
Democrat white neck: believes in abortion, especially when subsidizing them for "those" people
Vege-white neck: So spoiled that they can (unlike 98% of the world) actually choose to ignore entire levels of the food pyramid and still have enough to eat
Guilty White neck: self-loathing version of whitenecks who actually believe when liberals say that America has done more harm than good.
Corporate white neck: Makes tons of money and votes democrat hoping that politicians will take more money from them so they feel better about helping others
Most owners of corporations are whitenecks who are too dumb to figure out how to help others through targeted charities and so, trusts politicians to be their conscience.
Whiteneck
Some one who thinks they are a Redneck but just live in a rural area. They tend to wear aeropostale jeans and t-shirts with doc martin boots
John Smith is such a annoying whiteneck