White note
Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...
"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"
"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."
"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."