White Room
A term used to describe the white blindness experienced by a skier when making epic turns in deep, fresh, light powder. The skier's vision is completely obscured from snow kicked up by the skis, appearing as if he were inside a white room.
Michael: "Dude those were some rad turns on that run!"
Tom: "Yeah brah, I was in the white room the entire time!"
Together: "Sweet!"
Tom: "Yeah brah, I was in the white room the entire time!"
Together: "Sweet!"
Painting The Room White
an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.
Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.
Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!