Blerted
Blerted - to eject fast
He Blerted his man fat all over her face
Blert
Someone who is below average intelligence
You is just a BLERT
blert
someone who is of less than average intelligence
stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert
blert
Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.
"Daaaaamn--check out the blert to the right!"
Blert
Ehh it's alright.
1. "Hey man. Did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?"
2. "Blert."
2. "Blert."
blert
that thing you do when you do stuff
OH BOY! I just ran over someone in teh taco car! BLERT!
Blert
Windsurfing equipment.
Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.