Whoby
a baby from artificial insemination; a baby whose sex is unknown; a baby of unknown origin; a baby who doesn't yet exist but who will if you buy sperm or find an unsuspecting donor.
I have been to the sperm bank and I am having a whoby!!!
that dude doesn't know it yet but he is my whoby's father
that dude doesn't know it yet but he is my whoby's father
Whobie
When you’re eating a lightbulb and someone farts on you.
Bro I got whobied by Mark last night. That shit stank! But that lightbulb tasted great.